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Crazy Status: Life is complex enough in itself. Our duty is to make it as fun and pleasant as it can possibly be even in adversity. This Crazy WhatsApp Status can laugh your friends and family to make things relaxed in their own life.

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If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible for Your Injuries.

If People Are Talking About You Behind Your Back, Then Just Fart.

Please God If You Can’t Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.

I never said most of the things I said.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind, but the neighbors are not.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue. I’m counting the days when I can finally see U.

Life Is Full of Questions. Idiots Are Full of Answers.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.

Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software. it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.

If at first, you don’t succeed. so much for skydiving.

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

God is creative, I mean just look at me

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

I and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met.

All My Life I Thought Air Was Free. Until I Bought A Bag of Chips.

Marriage Lets You Annoy One Special Person for The Rest of Your Life.

Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.

I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.

I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

I’ll Be Back In 5 Minutes but If I’M Not Just Read This Message Again.

When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians.

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Zombies Are Looking for Brain. Don’t Sorry. You Are Safe.

If I Had A Dollar for Every Smart Thing You’ve Said I’D Be Poor.

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter

I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.??

Dear, I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger. But I Love You Now.

Friends are forever until they get in a relationship

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

If You Say You’re Cooler Than Me. Does That Make Me Hotter Than You?

C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Remember If We Get Caught, You Are Deaf, and I Don’t Speak English.

I’M Going to Stand Outside. So, If Anyone Asks, I Am Outstanding.

We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.

Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.

I Don’t Have A Bucket List but My Bucket List Is A Mile Long.

Sometimes You Just Want to Throw Fertilizer at People So They Grow Up.

If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Doel, she will also become Sunny Doel

When I Was A Kid I Used to Think the Moon Followed Our Car Everywhere.

I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.

Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WIFI connection.

One man is as good as another until he has written a book.

I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.

It’s Better to Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring

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Quiet Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.

Don’t gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.

I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.

The Four Words A Girl Most Want to Hear. I Bought You Food.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

Keep me in your heart and not in your mind, boos I’m MIND-BLOWING

If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.

I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer of Fat.

Group projects make me understand why Batman prefers to work alone.

I Will Slap You So Hard That Even Google Won’t Able to Find You.

Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.

I Am Currently Experiencing Life at The Rate Of 15 Tw’s Every Hours.

My teacher wear sunglasses when she teaches me boos I am a bright student 😀

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.

If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

I spent a year in that town, on Sunday.

If Each Day Is A Gift, I Would Like to Know Where I Can Return Mondays.

I’m jealous of my parents. I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone in The Eye.

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I love to go to Switzerland – if only to be nearby me.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.

My Boss Told Me to Have A Good Day. So, I Went Home.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Kiss Me If I’M Wrong but Dinosaurs Still Exist Right.

An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Good Morning let the stress begin.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

I want to be nice, but some people are so annoying.

You Don’t Have to Be Crazy to Hang Out with Me. I’ll Train You.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

My dogs won’t prefer to piss on you. They have a class**

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

Oh! I Am Sorry. I Forgot. I Only Exist When You Need Something.

My Mom Said” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back to Bed.

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

I Won’t Be Impressed with Technology Until I Can Download Food.

There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice.

 

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